This is the obligatory "I've decided to start a blog" post...

I've decided to start a blog. It's just something to occupy myself, really, since I do bad things when I'm bored. Oh, not terrible things. Usually it's not even something illegal. It's just that I waste so much time when I can be spending time practicing my writing skills. That's at least useful. Instead, I'd just spent two hours practicing how to masturbate to orgasm. Well, that might be useful, too, but it's not something I would go up and tell my employer. (Or at least, I hope I never, ever try to get that sort of employment.)