Friday, September 11, 2009

Geeky Thought

A submissive is like a Linux platform. If you were given permission for control, and you know what you're doing, you can have it doing anything you want.

A for-hire-per-session submissive is like a Mac OS. Everybody can use one, as long as you shell out the money for it. And you'll think you know what you're doing with it. But you still have to be really good to actually get into the nitty gritty details to get the full experience (I'd imagine).

A spambot is like Windows Vista. They try to tell you that they're good and real, but all they're really doing is wasting your resources. All the time. And you can't do anything you want on them.

A vanilla person pretending to be into kink is a Windows 7. It's nice to look at, and works as you'd expect, as long as you do things how it tells you to. But if you want anything more or any further customization, say good-bye to either functionality or reliability. Or dual-boot with another OS.

(Wait, so does that mean a person with multiple--and possibily hidden--personalities is a multi-boot machine? What about running parallels, then? A person who is truly a sub but can fake being vanilla enough to make most people happy? Hmm... this needs further contemplation.)

(This post was not meant to offend in any way. I regularly use 7, mac, and linux--ubuntu hardy.)

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