Older Men

Older men, you are creepy. I called my friend Amy today and she said--and I quote--And I went to this club last night, and there were all these old guys there. I mean, I'm not just talking about older, they were like... at least almost 40! They're like my dad's age. That's just gross.

So there you have it, older men. When you go to clubs with cover fees to pick up girls, you will only get the extremely kinky ones and the golddiggers.

And add 10 creepiness points if you're trying too hard to be young. (And 20 more creepiness points if you take pictures of your pale, flabby stomach and post them up to show how young you are.)